What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I know he’s just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children’s movie, I know it doesn’t matter, I know I shouldn’t care. Any scene he’s sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality.
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Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus.
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. “Bhurr blur, I’m Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs”. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I’m overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD’S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. Holy shit, every frame he’s in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he’s got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit.
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